RISHI KAPOOR JAISA MAHAAN ABHINETA KHUD HEE HAIN EK ABHINAY KA SAGAR !!!

"Naam ho chaaye 
'Chandni', 'Bobby' ya 'HENNA'; 
'Bade Dilwala' hain 'Chintu ji', ek 'Rangila 
Ratan' bhi hain, aur hain sab ka 'DEEWANA'. 
Unhone toh kabhi bola nahi ki, 'Mera Naam 
Joker' hain, par kuch galtiyaan insaan se 
ho hee jaata hain 'Anjane MEIN'; 
'Laila Majnu' ko jab huya 
'Prem Rog', toh dono ne saayed 
socha ki, 'Duniya Mere Jeb MEIN'. 
Hona pada 'Rafoo Chakkar', kyon ki 
baaki tha ek 'Karz', kya 'Naya Daur' 
ka soch ho gayi thi GALAT; 
par 'Khel Khel Mein' 
laut aaya 'Do Premee', leke 
bahut saari 'Dhan DAULAT'. 
'Badaltey Rishtey' ke saath saath 
badal rahi thi 'Kapoor and Sons' ki 
'Duniya' aur 'Ghar Ghar Ki KAHANI'; 
par daafliwala ne jab daafli bajaaya, 
kya tha woh 'Sargam'; chup kyon hain, 
'Bol Radha Bol', banegi tu kiski RANI ? 
'Patel ki Punjabi Shaadi' mein zaroor 
khaaiye 'Rajma Chawal' aur dekhiye kaise 
hota hain shaadi mein 'Do Dooni CHAAR'; 
jiske mann mein 'All is Well' ka soch ho 
aur joh hamesha 'Zinda Dil' ka ho, 
usko sabhi karte hain PYAR. 
'Aap ke Deewane' ka 'Prem Granth' bahut 
hee lokpriyata haasil ki hain sabhi jagah 
o pe, chaaye woh koi gaaon ho yaa NAGAR; 
sahi mein Rishi Kapoor jaisa 
mahaan abhineta khud hee hain 
ek abhinay ka 'SAGAR'"- Arindam Sain

ABHINAY KE DUNIYA MEIN INHKO HUM KAHETE HAIN, 'KARAMATI KHAN' !!!

"'Rudra Sengupta' aaye teh gaaon 
mein Durga Puja ke WAQT; 
'Salaam Bombay' film mein, kaun 
likhta tha doosro ke liye KHAT; 
kya pataa hain aapko, kaise 
huya tha 'Ek doctor ki MAUT' ? 
Kaun tha 'Chunargadh' 
ke 'BADRINATH' ?; '
Ratnakar Dasyu' banaa 'Wrishi Valmiki', 
sunke 'Narad Muni' ki BAATH ! 
'Lunchbox' ka khaana khaane ke 
baad kho gaya tha DIL !; 
'Slumdog Millionaire' se baath kar ke, 
kya kuch huya tha 'HAASIL' ? 
Sher toh murrh ke dobaara dekha hee 
nahi, phir bhi badiya tha woh 'Life of PI'; 
kisko kab kya 'Rog' ho jaaye, kisiko nahi hain 
pataa, 'Yeh Saali Zindagi' aisi hee hain BHAI. 
'Madaari' ka 'Karwaan' hain 
yeh, yeh mat BHOOL; 
naa jaane kitne 'Knock Out' ho gaye, jab 
maidan mein ladhne aaye teh 'MAQBOOL.' 
'Qarib Qarib Singlle' ho, 
padhe ho kya kabhi 
woh kitaab, 'The NAMESAKE'; 
kabhi kabhi 'Blackmail' bhi hota hain, kyon 
ki aksar 'Life in a Metro' mein, yeh pyar, 
mohabbat jyadatar hote hain FAKE. 
'Hindi Medium' ya 
'Angrezi Medium' naa 
shikhao ussey, 'Piku' ka 
dost hain yeh 'BILLU'; 
haathon mein 'Talvar' nahi, par daudta 
hain 'Paan Singh Tomar' jaisa, aur gale 
ki awaaz sunke laagta hain ki, yehi 
hain Mowgli ka pyara dost, BALOO. 
Naam ish sahabzaade 
ka hain 'IRFAN'; 
abhinay ki duniya mein inhko hum 
kahete hain, 'Karamati KHAN'."- Arindam Sain

WE REGARD OUR NEW INNOVATIVE PRODUCTS AS SPECIAL WEAPONS TO WIN ANY CORPORATE LEVEL WAR LIKE 'GLADIATORS' !!!

"JOURNALIST: 'The three 
main pillars of any firm is 'Finance', 
'Human Resource' and 'OPERATIONS'; 
how come your firm has always been so 
faster than others to implement strategies 
based on new ideas and INNOVATIONS; 
which have greatly helped your firm to 
have an advantage to win so many 
corporate level COMPETITIONS.'

BUSINESSMAN: 'We always make 
a business mindset intentionally 
that we are going to die TOMORROW; 
we know that it sounds like any other 
weird sentence, as you have already 
raised your EYEBROW; 
but this mindset helps us to implement 
new strategies faster than other firms 
to help our firm to GROW. 
The word 'Innovation' in corporate level 
may become old with times if you don't 
implement it faster than your COMPETITORS; 
we regard our new innovative products as our 
special weapons to win any corporate level 
war like 'GLADIATORS'.'"- Arindam Sain

BHABCHI EKTA KHULBO BYABSAA, JEKHAANE MAANUSH 'HELIUM BALLOON' ER SAHAJYE HAOWA E URHBE !!!

"BABLOO: 'Ei gaan taa bhaloi, 

majhemoddheyi radio te SUNI; 

ekta katha bolle, tora hoyto 

ektu haasahaasi korbi JAANI; 

kintu ami naa aaj obdi ekta o 

holud paakhi DEKHINI.'

BABOOL: 'Orrey ! E ki aar 

je se PAAKHI; 

e bodhoy ekti modhur smriti jaa 

aamra hriday lukiye RAAKHI. 

Majhemoddhe bhaabi, je Bhagaban kano 

maanush ke dilona pakhi der mato DAANA; 

mon er sukh e urey beratum hethay 

sethay, kato ki ee naa hoye jeto JAANA.'

BAABLA: 'Bolihari ! Maairi ! 

Ki sundar mamabari r 

abdaar tor BOTEY; 

dekhte ki paash naa orrey, je ei maati r 

oporeyi, maanush e maanush e 

kato ki kaando GHOTEY. 

Maanush er daana thaakle toh 

saada megh er aaraalei shuru 

hoye jeto kato ee naa HATAHATI; 

jaar daana e gurutaro aghaat laagto, 

se opor theke porto aro kaarur opor, 

korto taar o shaaririk KHOTI.'

BALA: 'Bhabchi ekta khulbo byabsaa, 

jekhaane maanush 'helium balloon' er 

sahajye haowaae URHBE; 

bhoy neyi, sab jaatrider 

peethey chotto parachute 

baadha THAAKBE; 

ei naa holey bangali r adda, 

kothay chilo holud pakhi, 

chole elo helium BALLOON; 

ei govindabhog chaal er fyaan bhaath daarun 

laagchey khete, orrey keyu de ektu gaaowa 

ghee aar ek chimtey NOON.'"- Arindam Sain

FOR THE REVIVAL OF GLOBAL ECONOMY, IF THIS VIRUS IS A DAMPENER; THEN, FOR THE ENTIRE WORLD, THE FINANCIAL STRATEGIES OF 'CAYMAN ISLANDS' CAN BE AN EYE-OPENER !!!

"Due to 25% indirect taxation, a business unit 
pays the Government Rs.100/- by taking it 
from the customer, for a product whose 
selling price is Rs.400/-; 
but, to manufacture that product, 
the total operational expenses is 
Rs.100/-, so, per product, the 
net profit is 300/-. 
If nations like Ireland, Switzerland, 
Hong Kong, Singapore and some 
other nations don't charge 
direct taxes on the net PROFIT; 
then will you be 
not a happy person 
if you would have been 
the owner of that business UNIT ? 
If you look at the 
'Cayman Islands' MAP; 
you may feel as if a shark is chasing 
two fishes by maintaining a GAP. 
A 'Cuban Crocodile' is bigger 
in size than any 'CAIMAN'; 
but the income level of any resident of 
'Cayman Islands' is higher than any CUBAN. 
'King George III' gave them 
a legendary REWARD; 
but, ages after ages, it actually 
became a financial AWARD. 
Why so many Multinational Companies 
have opened their branches in 
'Ugland House' of GEORGETOWN ?; 
because the MNCs have its business unit in a 
'tax haven' soil, that is, no taxes on net profits 
and the business may never go DOWN. 
We don't know how many nations 
can show the courage to become 
a 'tax haven' CAMPAIGNER; 
but, for the revival of the 
global economy, if this 
virus is a DAMPENER; 
then, for the entire world, the 
financial strategies of 'Cayman Islands' 
can be an EYE-OPENER."- Arindam Sain

I CANCELLED THE CALL AND TO THAT FAKE CALLER, I SAID NOTHING !!!

"CUSTOMER: 'Hello ! Actually, yesterday, I 
got a phone call asking me to provide my 
ATM Card, bank account details 
and an 'One Time PASSWORD'; 
I had a doubt that whether the bank officials 
really need to know so many details to 
change my 'EMI repayment schedule' 
from next month ONWARD' ? 
I cancelled the call and to that 
fake caller, I said NOTHING; 
I called you to know, if there is any such 
banking procedure in this THING.'

BANKER: 'Message us the 
mobile number from where that 
fake caller has made the CALL; 
we will give the number to the cyber cell to 
get the caller location, the SIM owner name 
and other information OVERALL. 
In 90% cases, a fake caller never calls 
back from the same mobile number which 
he used before to call any online mobile 
banking or Internet Banking USER; 
never do online shopping in any cyber cafe; 
even at your mobile or laptop, after any online 
transaction, always clear 'history', 'saved 
passwords' and 'temporary files' of BROWSER. 
For any salaried person 
like you, there will be 
no EMI RELAXATION; 
for the loan accounts of poor farmers and 
daily workers only, there may be some 
temporary technical UPGRADATION. 
To provide new ATM Cards, 
a reputed PSU Bank went for 
old ATM Cards DEACTIVATION; 
at that time also, so many 
customers received fake calls 
for new ATM Card ACTIVATION. 
Even some emails are coming regarding 
the deadly virus, don't open it, just 
mark those emails as 'SPAM'; 
avoid conference calls with third party 
software, as hackers may get access 
to any WEBCAM.'"- Arindam Sain

IN THIS WORLD, EVERYONE IS A HUNTER HERE; EITHER YOU HUNT OR GET HUNTED, SO LIVE YOUR LIFE WITHOUT ANY FEAR !!!

"BLACK BIG ANT: 'You don't harm us too 

much, but, you always look so HUNGRY; 

the moment all these small insects 

see you, they become so ANGRY.'

LIZARD: 'Why blame me, 

I have to eat THEM; 

that's the cycle of life, 

that's the survival GAME.'

COCKROACH: 'Oh ! No ! I have 

entered a wrong ZONE; 

don't eat me, oh ! lizard, I will not 

come here again, just leave me ALONE.'

MOSQUITO: 'See the fun ! The lizard is 

chasing the COCKROACH; 

really, while hunting, these lizards 

show so much aggressive APPROACH. 

Lizards must 

also start eating 

the spiders TOO; 

due to those fine spider webs, a 

spider manages to trap mosquitoes 

everyday, at least, one or TWO.'

SMALL BLACK ANT: 'When cockroaches 

or spiders die, we become so BUSY; 

as to store their body parts in our

secret food store house, is not so EASY.' 

SPIDER: 'In this world, everyone 

is a hunter HERE; 

either you hunt or get hunted, so live 

your life without any FEAR.'"- Arindam Sain

PRATIDIN SAB SABJI BIKRI KOREYI FIRECHI AMI BAARI; DAARUN KAAJ E LEGECHEY AMAAR SEYI PURONO THYALAGAARI !!!

"BABLOO: 'Amader eidikeyi kothayo 
bodhoy hoyeche ekjon AAKRANTO; 
taai prashashon hoye uthechey 
aaro karrha o ASHAANTO; 
robbar e, bazaar bandho 
kore debe, ke aar taa JAANTO; 
taah, tui ei kotaadin toh bazaar e 
sabji niyeyi boslina, ki byapar BALTO ?'

BABOOL: 'Pratidin sab sabji bikri 
koreyi, firechi ami BAARI; 
daarun kaaj e legechey, amaar 
seyi purono THYALAGAARI. 
Praaye roj je khadder gulo 
aasey bazaar e, 
ami toh jene niyechi, 
je ke kon paara r BAASINDA; 
oi sab paara r baro baro morh e giye dus 
minute kore daariye, sabji sab bechey 
dilum, ei kotaadin e guchey gachey 
amaar sab byabsaayik MANDA.'"- Arindam Sain

IN THE PERCENTAGE OF CONTAMINATION RATE, THERE IS A SLIGHT DECLINE; SOME EXPERIMENTS ARE PROVIDING US HOPE, THAT, VERY SOON, EVERYTHING WILL BE FINE !!!

"After China, the 

virus attacked IRAN; 

but, the virus has been kept 

quiet in Hongkong and TAIWAN; 

even there are not many 

victims in Nepal and BHUTAN. 

Surprisingly, so far, the Union Territories 

and the North Eastern States 

have done so WELL; 

but, in Maharashtra and other 

states of western India, there are 

rather some sad stories to TELL. 

If we look at the global scenario, 

especially in Europe, good 

administrative works have 

been done by Russia and GERMANY; 

the virus entered Europe 

through Italy, but, 

also attacked Spain and 

France to affect so MANY. 

In the initial stages, 

UK was too complacent 

and was talking too much 

about strong IMMUNITY; 

USA delayed a lot in its lockdown 

implementation and by that time, the virus 

contaminated a major percentage of the  

people of the COMMUNITY. 

In the percentage of 

contamination rate, 

there is a slight DECLINE; 

some experiments are providing us 

hope, that, very soon, everything 

will be FINE."- Arindam Sain

TOMAAR MATO KATO MEYE EE TOH AMAAKE BHALOBAASEY; AMAAR HRIDAY PRABESH KORBAAR SUJOG PACCHE NAA TAAI, JEHETU TUMI ROYECHO AMAAR PAASEY !!!

"PREMIKA: 'Roj ee shampoo 
karo naaki boloto, alpo holeyo 
kintu, pore jacchey TAAK; 
beshi stylish chool korte giye, 
chool ee paatla hoye jacche, sab 
bujhi, aar saafaai geyo na, THAAK. 
Choruibhaati teh esecho, 
aanteyi paarte ekta TUPI; 
tomaar je taak pore jacche, seyi niye 
meyera alochona korche chupi CHUPI."

PREMIK: 'Meyeder toh oitaai kaaj, 
e toh dekhchi accha JWAALA; 
amaar chool aar taak niye korcho 
tumi amaar kaan JHAALAPALA. 
Ei toh ek bachor aagey, 
tomaar chool o toh 
besh lamba CHILO; 
ekhan toh chool paatla hoye gache, 
uthey o jacchey, aar onekgulo 
chool neyi aar serakom KAALO. 
Tomaar mato meyeder jakhan 
chool jaaye PEKEY; 
takhan chool e ektu onyo rang laagiye, 
daao tomraa, oi paaka chool DHEKEY.'

PREMIKA: 'Uuh ! Kato baro 
gobeshak elen ! Tomraa chele ra 
soundarjya r ki bojho SUNI; 
oi rangeen chool aar sunglass pore jakhan 
aamra raasta diye hetey jaai, kato lok ee je 
amader dikey taakiye thaake, ki JAANI. 
Tumi aar ki bujhbe, je tomaar ei 
premika kato sundari, ami ee sudhu 
kore gelaam tomaake AADOR; 
tumi toh khaali bhebeyi morle je oi 
nodi r opaar ei sarbasukh, korte 
shikhley naa amaar kono ee KADOR.'

PREMIK: 'Ektu beshi ee 
haowa e urhcho DEKHCHI; 
ami kintu chirokaal, amaar 
duto paa maati teyi REKHECHI. 
Tomaar mato 
kato meye ee toh 
amaake BHALOBAASEY; 
amaar hriday prabesh korbaar 
sujog pacche naa taai, jehetu 
tumi royecho amaar PAASEY.'"- Arindam Sain

JHOOM UTHTA HAIN POORA 'NILGIRI NIWAAS' !!!

"BHABHI: 'Hello ! Kaisa hain tu ? 
Kya bataayein tere ko, ish lockdown 
ke dino mein, bacche toh bacche, 
uske baap bhi bann gaye hain BACCHE; 
main kitna kaam kar rahi hoon, teen 
bacche aur ek bade bacche ka khayal 
rakh rahi hoon, par sabhi bacche sudhar 
rahe hain, ho rahe hain ACCHE. 
Tera mann bahut udaash hain kya, 
teri woh dieting waali girlfriend se joh 
nahi ho rahi hain MULAKAAT; 
ish lockdown ke dino mein, woh bhi toh 
ghar pe hain, thodi toh moti ho jaayegi
woh, yehi hain ek acchi BAAT."

DEVAR: 'Isiliye Bhaiya tumse 
naaraaz ho jaata hain kabhi KABHI; 
meethi meethi baat bol ke, badiya 
namak chirakhti ho tum BHABHI. 
Kaisi hain meri 
do pyari bhatiji aur 
woh sharaarti BHATIJA; 
school toh bandh hain, phir aa
 jaayega summer vacation, 
bahut kar raha hain MAJAA.'

BHABHI: 'Do TV set 
toh hain, aur ek TV set 
ka hain ZAROORAT; 
do behenein ek TV set ke saamne; baap, 
bete aur ek TV set ke saamne; mobile 
handset pe hee TV dekhti hain yeh AURAT.' 

DEVAR: 'Bhabhi ! Hamare yahaan 
ke officers mess mein, 
1st floor ke common room 
mein hee sirf ek hee 
TV set hain BAASH; 
TV dekhne ke bahaane sab log ek doosre 
se ek metre ki duri banaake ke baithte 
hain; gaana, shayari, kahaani chalta hain 
raat ke giyaara baaje tak, jhoom uthta hain 
poora "NILGIRI NIWAAS".'- Arindam Sain

DECREASE IN DEMANDS AND PRICES OF OILS; CAN CHANGE MANY EQUATIONS OF EACH AND EVERY NATION'S SOILS !!!

"Decrease in demands 
and prices of OILS; 
can change many equations of 
each and every nation's SOILS. 
Artificially, USA has the CLEANEST; 
naturally, Saudi Arabia has the PUREST. 
Suddenly, if the demand rises globally, 
USA may increase its supplies by 
buying it from Canada, Mexico and 
Venezuela to do more PROFIT; 
though, the expenses of oil per day 
can be reduced on a temporary basis, 
but, still, Japan and Australia 
have to worry a little BIT. 
'South China Sea' 
region is having 
an 'Invisible THRONE'; 
really, can't say, how many nations are 
currently monitoring the 'Spratly Islands' 
with any high level DRONE. 
There is already a cold war among 
Brunei, Taiwan, Phillipines, Vietnam, 
China and MALAYSIA; 
India should have increased its oil storage 
capacity, though, the Indian Ocean still 
has the best hidden reserves of ASIA; 
China has not only imported from Iran, 
but, has also indirectly helped in the GDP 
growth of RUSSIA."- Arindam Sain

DOORDARSHAN TV CHANNEL PE ACCHE ACCHE TV SERIAL DEKHIYE; AUR AAPNE PARIVAR AUR AAPNE ILAAKE MEIN SHAANTI BANAAYE RAKHIYE !!!

"Kabhi kabhi toh laagta hain ki, 
sabse khtarnaak virus 
hain yeh 'RAJNEETI'; 
aabhi sab ko ekjut hoke yeh jung 
ladhna hain, badi sankat mein bhi 
padh sakti hain ish desh ki ARTHANEETI. 
Gaana gaate waqt toh bahut 
jor se gaate hain sab log, 
ki, 'Mera Bharat MAHAAN'; 
toh phir kisi kisi jagah o pe, 
kyon nahi dete hain aap log; 
Doctor, Nurse aur Police ko SAMMAN; 
aap hee logon ko aur aapke parivaar 
ke sadasya o ko bachaane ka 
kaam nahi hain itna ASAAN; 
kuch kuch jagah pe kuch log aisa 
tandav kiya, ki kuch rajya sarkar aur 
kendriya sarkar hain bahut PARESAAN. 
Kuch rajnaitik dal bhi ish 
ghadi mein, kar rahi 
hain PRATIYOGITA; 
sirf Insaan aur Virus ke beech ho rahi 
hain yeh jung, yeh seedhi si baath kuch 
logon ke dimaag mein kyon nahi GHUSTA ! 
Doordarshan TV Channel pe acchey 
acchey TV serial DEKHIYE; 
aur aapne parivar aur aapne ilaake mein 
shanti banaaye RAKHIYE."- Arindam Sain

ON 22ND APRIL 2020, THE REVOLUTION OF 'EARTH DAY' COMPLETED ITS 50 YEARS !!!

"GREY PARROT: 'Do you know, 
what is the date TODAY ? 
on every 22nd April, worldwide, 
it is regarded as the 'Earth DAY'. 
I was just on a round in the 
village school nearby, and I 
heard something with my EARS; 
that on 22nd April 2020, that is, 
today itself, the revolution of 
'Earth Day' completed its 50 YEARS.'

KAPOK TREE: 'What a 50th 
Anniversary it has BEEN; 
due to a virus, the world is becoming quite 
pollution free, for a long time, it was UNSEEN.'

HOWLER MONKEY: 'Oh ! Yeah ! But, this time, 
it has not come from monkeys like US; 
humans are saying that from 
the bats, came the VIRUS. 
Humans have hunted and ate so many 
types of monkeys and paid the PRICE; 
if humans also stop eating bats, then 
for the human race, it will be very NICE.'

GREY PARROT: 'If I ever see you 
targeting to eat my EGGS; 
then I will request that big eagle of this 
jungle to eat all the meats of your LEGS.'

KAPOK TREE: 'Don't fight 
among yourselves, 
maintain peace HERE; 
so many coffins are in demand now; I am 
tensed that to cut me down, humans may 
come someday from SOMEWHERE.'

HOWLER MONKEY: 'You are the 
tallest tree of 
this jungle to be able 
to watch EVERYTHING; 
just signal us during danger times, we will 
all sit on your trunks, we will call gorillas too, 
the humans will be forced to 
go back doing NOTHING."- Arindam Sain

INDIA MUST START A 'SANSAAR SURAKSHA' INSURANCE POLICY FOR ALL !!!

"AMERICAN: 'Each and every person in 
this world must have at least one 
family insurance COVER; 
because we are passing through such 
a difficult time, that no one knows 
when his/her innings will be OVER. 
The respective Government of 
all nations worldwide must make 
it mandatory, as now, it must be 
regarded as a NECESSITY; 
if any person dies in a family, 
that family insurance cover amount 
will help his/her family members 
to fight against POVERTY.'

INDIAN: 'In India, still around 75% of the 
rural market is untapped as the negativity 
lies in the unnecessary delays in the 
system of insurance claim SETTLEMENT; 
many people think that even if they die, their 
family members may or may not get the 
insurance claims, rather, they may face 
several types of mental HARASSMENT. 
In many a cases, the 
after sales service 
from the insurance agents 
are not at all SATISFACTORY; 
India must start a 'SANSAAR SURAKSHA' 
insurance policy for all and to get any type 
of subsidy, enrolling in this family insurance 
policy is MANDATORY."- Arindam Sain

ALL RESEARCH PAPERS MUST BE PUBLISHED PUBLICLY LIKE CASE STUDIES; TO ALLOW THE READERS TO FIND VARIOUS SOLUTIONS RATHER THAN REGARDING IT AS A THESIS !!!

"Mr. Y: 'Do you know that you have 

at least one good QUALITY; 

wherever you go, whatever you do, 

you always have so much CURIOSITY. 

You can use this quality to do 

some research works, maybe, 

even in contractual MODE; 

we will provide you access to different 

research papers of our firm's 'e-Library', 

which will be your new digital ABODE.'

Mr. Z: 'I don't stick to the same topic 

or subject for a long time, though, 

it is indeed a nice SUGGESTION; 

it is really a privilege that by spending 

some time in this arena, if I can make 

some important CONTRIBUTION. 

I have done 

some research works 

in our management 

course CLASSES; 

I have one request that the negative 

points of any issues must be kept, 

no matter whatever may be the 

topic of those CASES. 

All research papers must 

be published publicly 

like CASE STUDIES; 

to allow the readers to find 

various solutions rather than 

regarding it as a THESIS."- Arindam Sain

WE ARE READY TO CONTRIBUTE AT LEAST 1 DAY SALARY OR MAYBE, MUCH MORE !!!

"EMPLOYER: 'Due to our modern 
infrastructure, from your home itself, 
you are easily getting all ACCESS; 
so our investment on latest 
softwares and other technologies 
is a great SUCCESS. 
Are you not saving transportation fares 
and other expenses on a daily basis 
on these lockdown DAYS; 
so, your little contribution towards the 
poor people of your nation will bring in 
their life, new hopes and bright SUNRAYS.'

EMPLOYEE: 'Ok ! We are ready to 
contribute at least 1 day salary 
or maybe, much MORE; 
again we want to enjoy and hear the 
magical sounds of tidal waves while 
standing at any SEASHORE.'"- Arindam Sain

OGO MOR PRIYO SAKHI, AMI O JE TOMAAKE KHUB EE BHALOBASHI !!!

"MOBILE PHONE: 'Ogo ! Suncho ! 

kothay tumi ? Ami je 

ekdum haapiye GECHI.'

MOBILE CHARGER: 'Hey mor sakhi, 

ei toh ami, tobe tomaar theke 

kichuta dureyi ROYECHI'.

MOBILE PHONE: 'Ki jaani, amaar 

Maalik je kakhan 

niye jaabe amaake, 

tomaar KACHAKACHI.'

MOBILE CHARGER: 'Chinta korona, 

tomaar Maalik er o achey ekta sakhi, 

thik samay pathabe tomaake, amaar 

kachey, ami tomaar ee opekkha KORCHI.'

MOBILE PHONE: 'Tomaake jakhan gujey 

daaye switch board e, tomaar khub kasto 

hoye balo, amaar jonnyo tumi kato ee naa 

kasto paayo, hey sakha, ami raibo 

saara jeeban tomaar ee SEVADAASI.'

MOBILE CHARGER: 'Prem e ektu 

adhtu kasto, dukkho thaakbena, 

taah abaar hoy naaki, ki je balo tumi, 

ogo mor priyo sakhi, ami o je tomaake 

khub ee BHALOBAASHI."- Arindam Sain

IN 2020, DON'T YOU THINK THAT IT IS INDEED A VERY HIGH LEVEL CONSPIRACY; TO WIN THE WAR AGAINST THE NATIONS WHICH BELIEVE IN THE WORD, 'DEMOCRACY' !!!

"In 2020, don't you think that it is 
indeed a very high level CONSPIRACY; 
to win the war against the nations 
which believe in the word, 'DEMOCRACY'. 
The Chinese investors those who, generally, 
throughout the year, remain INACTIVE; 
why, suddenly, in 2020 itself, 
became so ACTIVE; 
why the Chinese testing kits and 
masks were found to be DEFECTIVE. 
USA is at No. 1 and India is progressing 
rapidly to grab the third SPOT; 
if that happens, then for China, the 
International Politics may become too HOT. 
USA did a blunder by not believing in 
their own Intelligence DEPARTMENT; 
when they reacted, it was slightly late 
to do effective disaster MANAGEMENT. 
Due to this situation, China may get the 
No. 1 spot by the end of 2020; 
for the Indians, the overseas job 
opportunities may be in PLENTY. 
China was keeping a 
close eye on 'BREXIT'; 
UK may become stronger now, but, 
is Germany also planning to EXIT ? 
North Korea is the secret godown 
of any type of BIOWEAPON; 
will Iran change its diplomatic 
strategies from now ON ? 
Non-Chinese firms must not sell too 
much shares for the next 90 days or SO; 
on Chinese soil, close down branches or 
units of those firms ALSO."- Arindam Sain

INDIA CANNOT AFFORD TO LOSE THIS WAR, ALL THE INDIANS HAVE TO WIN THIS WAR AT ANY COST !!!

"Cops are really doing 
a great job, but, they also need 
some additional backup SECURITY; 
in a big nation like India, there are so many 
hooligans, so, taking the help from the 
'Indian Army' may become a top PRIORITY. 
The virus is really a threat to humans 
worldwide, that's why, to save people 
and the entire SOCIETY; 
the cops are requesting everyone to 
stay at home, but, some hooligans are 
attacking the cops and not feeling GUILTY. 
Those who don't understand sweet words, 
they surely deserve some other 
types of TREATMENT; 
the safe areas which are becoming hotspots 
due to lockdown negligence, there has to 
be some special ARRANGEMENT. 
In many areas, even doctors and nurses 
were attacked by some shameless and 
superstitious people who are ILLITERATE; 
again, the 'Indian Army' must be allowed to 
step in to provide security to all our frontline 
warriors, before it becomes too LATE. 
Actual testing on a mass level 
has started for complete identifications 
in each and every LOCALITY; 
in many areas, the cycle of contamination has 
been broken, so, have patience for some more 
days, to have a safe and secured SOCIETY. 
Just have a look at 
Europe and USA, so many 
people, they have LOST; 
INDIA cannot afford to lose 
this war, all the INDIANS have to win 
this war at any COST."- Arindam Sain

SOME FIRMS ARE PREPARING HRMS SOFTWARE WITH AUTOMATIC TRIGGERS BASED ON 'ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE' !!!

"STAFF OF BANK A: 'We are going 
through several staff files 
of your bank after the 
process of AMALGAMATION; 
but, we are experiencing several loopholes 
in the administrative policies of your 
bank which may hamper our plan 
of smooth HR INTEGRATION. 
There are many employees of your bank 
who have not been provided any training 
after 'SWO-A' or 'PO' INDUCTION; 
in 2019 only, your bank started for the POs 
only, the '3 months' posting in every type of 
branch in their 1st year of PROBATION; 
some worked in cities and some worked in 
villages all along, so, no skill development 
due to lack of systematic job ROTATION ?'

STAFF OF BANK B: 'The Government has 
given you the permission to acquire our 
bank and bring in the necessary CHANGES; 
unless and until there is transparency and 
equality in administrative policies for all, this 
merged entity may face several CHALLENGES. 
Some firms are preparing HRMS software 
with automatic triggers based 
on 'Artificial INTELLIGENCE'; 
the software reminds you about staff's 
requirements and the 'technological 
innovation' really makes SENSE."-Arindam Sain

TIME TO TRACE OUT THOSE NOW, WHO ARE POSITIVE WITHOUT ANY SYMPTOMS ACROSS THE INDIA NATION !!!

"Is there something 
in the AIR; 
tighten the security, 
layer by LAYER; 
after coming to home from outside, 
always use shampoo on your HAIR. 
Wearing mask 
is a MUST; 
as in this war, you have no 
other option, than to ADJUST. 
All are not showing the symptoms 
which is really DANGEROUS; 
rapid and compulsory testing is a must 
before it becomes too FEROCIOUS. 
Don't be so complacent 
that we have reduced the 
rate of CONTAMINATION; 
even in any virus infected computer system, 
there are always some hidden folders which 
causes the root level DEVASTATION. 
Import testing kits from anywhere, or 
manufacture it here, but, focus to be 
given on testing and IDENTIFICATION; 
time to trace out those now who are 
positive without any symptoms across 
the India NATION."- Arindam Sain